Belly rubs time Iz always more pawtant

Wats dat yer say dad mine retractable lead isn’t retracting anymore. Oh dear how did dat occur *sniggers*

Little saunter round de park pals hims obsessed wiv me!!!!

Sad news

Pals it’s a happy day. We went to pet shop afta hims werk to get a new lead and other (nommy) fings. Spot de roodness pulling me away from a peemail 🤣 got nuggies on de way home too!!! Then he did this to me (dis not de new lead yet)

Nnnnoooo gutted by this. So good in reservoir dogs especially but in a lot of films I really like. RIP Michael Madsen.

Only one choice for a film tonight RIP Michael Madsen

Pals de orange tape lead is gone woo hoo.

Almost got him dis time

*sniggers*

*Sniggers* no comment *sniggers again*

Fluffin heck pals de vikings are coming!!

Let’s get dis pawty started Miss Emony. Somebody get Emony a pink drink me will have a noggy egg.

Ello can me play bowls too please

Gutted for Gregor Dimitrov two sets up and looks like a torn pectoral muscle what a shame

Aww dad is too early for TOTs fine I’ll do one but it’s under protest and Iz not appy bouts it. Bootiful day today pals. Have fun

Hoodad rood!!!

Someone chopping onions again pals