That was pretty shit. No intensity, zero control in midfield, pass around the back 4 then launch it up the pitch. Footie's back then. #LFC

Liverpool's 1st half and 2nd half like night and day. Superb in the 2nd, a pleasure to watch the lift after half time. #LFC

The biggest takeaway from Liverpool today is that it looks like we'll never get that lift the roof off moment for a first Joe Gomez goal.

I saw Oasis back in 2002 at Lancashire Cricket Ground, and despite me being dedicated to the grunge gods of plaid shirt and converse shoe, they were really, really good. Only overshadowed on the day by Richard Ashcroft whose performance was, as some Manc lad might say, biblical.

Ryan Gravenberch has been absolutely magnificent this first half.

Table-flipping heck! It's a trailer...no, a jingle...it's a tringle...for mingling with Kris Kringle eating Pringles. #boardgames

Considering we didn't play, that was a good weekend of footie for Liverpool!

The next two.

Trent is a great footballer on the ball, but Connor Bradley is a better full back and there's no changing my mind on that. Be nice to have both next season but I can't see Trent wanting to be an understudy.

The way Liverpool's transfer window is going so far, I'm starting to think I might have banged my head pretty hard a few weeks ago and haven't woken up yet. But if I am actually awake, I'll be talking about this window the way I talk about Istanbul '05 in years to come!

Florian Wirtz looks like that classic 'two steps ahead' player. All the new lads looking a good fit on this earliest of days.

Having taken my youngest daughter out of school for a few days in a yurt, experiencing a little nature and zero screen time whilst celebrating her birthday, the penalty notice landed today. I didn't know it was £80 per parent, not per child. Slick move on their part.

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Shocking Liverpool. 2-3-5 formation incoming when Slot panics. Bar Szobo and Jones it’s been a mess.

Made up for Kerkez, needs that shot of confidence!

60 minutes of dross, 30 minutes of panic stations and multiple subs. Slot 25/26 is a bit different.

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Days gone by we’d be at the end of round 3 by now. Today, half way through the ring walks! #EubankBenn2