What the hell is a polar bear doing in Arlington Texas

Fuck the mariners

Top 5 “athletes” I dislike: 1. Angel Reese 2. Britney griner 3. Kelsey plum 4. Pink haired Rondo(we in the w) 5. Patrick mahomes

Stoned activity recommendation: Watch the Theo von and Rizzler podcast Rating: 10/10

Would you rather see a tork bomb or Tarik skubal strike out the side? #raindelayquestions

How many times would different people have to mention the state of Vermont to you in a single day before you started to get scared #raindelayquestions

Funnest is not a word Robert Irwin #dwts

Why is every tailor an old foreign woman with a heavy accent who speaks very little English

We won the one that mattered most #FuckEurope

American sports with ties: • Tee ball • The National Football League

Is skubal ambidextrous by any chance

Umps are really helping Cleveland out a lot

If the tigers do not win tomorrow they will be eliminated from the playoffs(likely). If the tigers win tomorrow they will advance to the ALDS(unlikely). If the tigers do advance they will be swept by the Mariners

Not only did the tribe lose but they also have to live in Cleveland. #doublewhammy

Love him or hate him Noah Lyles gotta be one of the coldest ni**as of all time

I take shits bigger than Dave portnoy

Aidan chiles should be benched

#gayson

Of course PCA had to bunt twice to sell the parlay #swingthebat

Homework due tomorrow = Homework, do tomorrow