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10/10

I had 5, 9 and a different version of 7

He SAID what he SAID

Oh the things I could tell her 🥹

Look y’all we gotta collectively learn where pressure points are located. Also carry a handkerchief in case you need to gag someone. Personally I’m just waiting for the day I get to - I mean am forced to subdue someone. 🙃

Let’s GOOOOOOOOOOOO

Happy Summer Solstice everybody! I hope the sun is shining on us all today 🥰

Man, fuck work. I just want to organize my tool boxes and work in the yard.

Red velvet cake and a massaging hot foot bath? Don’t mind if I do!

I honestly have no idea how I made it this far. I was running around undiagnosed and unmedicated for so long just wreaking havoc on myself.

This is the kind of content I’m here for 🤣

Yerp! Turns out I miss A LOT when they’re not on. I’ve rewatched some faves and realized I actually had no idea what was going on 😆

Well shit, if it’s a competition, sign me up!

Just when I think I’m done with the internet…

If you’re seeing this, drop an old pic of yourself that you still love ♥️

Turns out these boots were made for walking