they should make it illegal for me to be sleepy at 9:40pm on a saturday. [remembering i’m a police abolitionist] or rather we should restructure society such that i am not sleepy at 9:40pm on a saturday.

Not topical but Fallon's confused, worried face when Jenna Ortega says she based the Wednesday dance on "Denis Lavant in Beau Travail" is so funny

Here's a real photo from Ireland's parliament

People have reported "penn & teller"-like entities throughout human history - they've even been depicted in prehistoric cave art. It is my real belief that the large one is the demon Belphegor and the small one is an imp he's enslaved.

adam curtis sliwa

THE NEXT MAYOR OF NEW YORK CITY ZOHRAN MAMDANI LIVE AT BARCLAYS !!!!🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹

楽しんだね… これから… あと何回泳げるかな…とか… 考えるのよそう…

🫨 More 18-24 year olds voted in this mayoral primary than 60-64 year olds. Has that ever happened in history?

miscellaneous uncs who can recall their past lives

FRIEND: So I have this conundrum ME: (not looking up from the frog I’m whittling) Conundra are a menace

omelas environmental impact review

the ones who request an environmental impact review from omelas

saw the green lady of brooklyn wearing (green) supreme

NYC subway stations are full of vacant spaces, so they’re started letting artists use them. Now we have Dinosaur Bodega

This is at the 28rd Street station on the 1 train right now. @newyorkers New York Post 📸 Juan Luis Landaeta #nyc #NewYork

i am never not checking my email again holy shit

all my haters become gators when I travel through the bayou of success

Real reason I am a fan of Zohran Kwame Mamdani. Months ago was invited by a S Islander who was hosting candidates on a back yard platform. While Z was speaking I leaned back my 215lb wide body splintered plastic chair to bits & hit ground. Z stopped speaking leaped off to help me up

There are public servants who love their job. And then there is Brooklyn Parks Commissioner Martin Maher, who loves his job so much he invites strangers to talk to him about it.