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Guys will have one bad day in 11th grade and think they’re #ElliottSmith for the rest of their life

I just like cough drops ok???

One time I was training at an east coast sandwich chain when my coworker was showing me how to close up. He was moving the lettuce into an ice bath when he dropped it all on the floor, pick it up, and put it away as if nothing happened #restaurants

Y’all think I’ll get sued for these? lol #northface #chromehearts #parody

🌟 | JUST ANNOUNCED | 🌟 TUE 05.14 ☮️ GLOM (GLOM) 7:30 Doors | ALL Ages | $15-18 🎟 on SALE FRI 03.01 at dc9.club

Can’t wait to play in #washingtondc and eat #ledospizza

POV: you’re at a show and I’m tryna sell you a shirt

Dune 2 much til I get overwhelmed

Today at the diner the waitress (who I see every few days) said "here ya go big boy" as she handed me my plate. She's never called me that before and I don't know how to feel

One time my friends and I were having a sweet treat at a pie shop in Brooklyn when a drive-by happened across the street. After the scene mellowed out the workers said: "we’re gonna close does anyone want any free pie?”

This is what my restaurant would be called

FRI 9/13: GAVIN AND GLOM DUNK-A-THON Comedian gavin (Vulture 2024’s Comedians You Should and Will Know) performs a follow-up to his hour special! Plus, live music from New York’s up-and-coming band GLOM, and maybe a special guest! 🎟️: tinyurl.com/mrj8msn9

Just here to ask oso oso GLOM to go on tour together and come to the Midwest. Idk if y’all know each other but could be a killer time.

One time on a tour in 2015 I bought a giant bag of off brand fruity pebbles and just carried them around in my backpack for 2 weeks and ate them for 2 meals a day

Do you think this guy likes meat

Pro tip: drink your hot cocoa with a fresh upper decker peppermint sun for the perfect nighttime caffeine-free holiday treat

Jet by Paul McCartney by Wings

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Southbound F trains are running with delays after we removed an abstraction from the tracks at W 4th St.

No offense but I can’t wait to go home and read my book