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If only he carried a social worker with him…

To any woke folks that find this day offensive, kindly suck it. To everyone else, Happy Thanksgiving!🍗🍴🍷🇺🇸🏈

Fact: Conservative men are better in bed than progressive men. Why? Because sleeping w/ the latter is just rubbing 2 vaginas against one another. Thanks for attending my Biology TED Talk!

Bottom line … the Left is melting down over Elon Musk owning Twitter because they’ve lost their special treatment. They don’t want equal treatment. They want all opposing views suspended because they can’t defeat us in the arena of ideas. An even playing field, terrifies them.

Twitter pulled the canned applause track and a number of well-known figures here who can't hold a real audience are fleeing. They are pretending it's out of principle.

As soon as the IRS allows me to identify as a minority birthing-person with 23 dependents that is exempt from taxes…

Exactly…

It’s not “Are you paranoid?” It’s “Are you paranoid Enough?”

Welcome to Michigan…

If only this was a joke…

A prime example of wtf I don't want to see when choosing where to put retirement money. Keep telling me how great things are...

And the CEO will say “we’re working hard to get you service…”

It took mere hours for the ineptitude of Gavin Newsom and Karen Bass to render the Pacific Palisades a scorched wasteland. To rebuild will be a gargantuan task. The first necessary step must be to recall these two worthless political hacks. #RecallGavinNewsom #RecallKarenBass

Every friend I have, Democrat or Republican, is united in the campaign to recall Karen Bass. Someone said that I was being political, but I promise you if a Republican had left that 117,000,000 gallon reservoir tank completely empty, I swear I would feel exactly the same way.

Greatest headline of my lifetime.

And these shit is going to end with prison sentences going forward.

And just like that Democrats couldn’t care less about Ukraine.

Mount Vodka?