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Me after finishing a 5g joint yet I'm supposed to be at work

Nyasha Jullian Zimviral 𝕏 Dzokera kwawakadzidza unodzorerwa school fees yako

How can you cheat on someone who's always there for you??? Mademon aya munotomafarira kaimi?

“Ndirikumboenda ku road show….” Babe rako richiuya kuzokuona usina mota

“Hatichada varume vari weak”

So you think you have the right to vote in Zimbabwe with one opposition party 🤣

I surrender, magaro ana madhafela akarasa gps havo

Regai muchizonyengwa nevamwe varume sure, munhu wemurume kunzi anna?

If one project gives you 40k profit monthly, imagine when you have three projects

Basically people from Harare are very stupid and dump. Someone comes first but will sit on the first chair of the row, how the fuck do you expect someone coming from the aisle to pass to the last chair peacefully?

"You didn't come to work yesterday" > Yes Wallace Chirumuko had a performance sir "Okay i will tell the clerks to correct their register, they had marked you absent"

Herodhe

Hello forex 🫴

I miss the old days when only crying could solve any problem i had

I have to de-virgin her before two August

Ndazongoona screenshot reconverssation yedu riri pastatus pake🤦

Being "quite"ndokuita sei?

Uptown kid after touching this at grandma’s village: ‘WTF dawg…Mommmm!!!!!!

If you can relate...

Ukangotanga kudziisa mu tea haucharegi