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It's that time of year. From now until I run out I'll rehash the favorite of my "twitter slides." Yeah, it's shameless self promotion but I'm going back on the inpatient service next week and by 12/4/20 I've got no novel thoughts. #twitterslides2020 #1 Allen Frances

My third year med student told me I did a “nice job” on rounds for our 27 patients this morning, so that’s how 2020 is going. #UroSoMe #UroMatch2021 #internyear

Love when a patient says they’re allergic to a food (I.e. 🍍) and during the final timeout the attending says “no pineapples will be used during this case.” #Surgery #MedTwitter

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Colorectal waiting for us to place ureteral stents Loyola Surgery

Me, an intern, when the attending asks if I can continue fragmenting the stone. #UroSoMe #internyear

I’m safe on Mars. Perseverance will get you anywhere. #CountdownToMars

Next level of advanced endoscopy.....!!!

As I enter my last four months of general surgery I think about the time I did a manual disimpaction as an MS3 and I told people surgery is cool because you get to do procedures. #MedStudentTwitter #Urinegoodhands

You know those adult patients who get admitted “all the time” and “every resident knows them”? I will tell you something you don’t know. 1/

TL;DR - Plz help if you can! 🧵 Delhi (& all of India) is in the midst of a full blown humanitarian crisis. The healthcare system is collapsing. There are NO public resources; even the elite private hospitals have run out of O2 #COVID #IndiaNeedsOxygen nytimes.com/2021/04/24/wor…

Please stop calling patients by their room numbers/medical problems. A) These are people with names, let’s use them! B) There are enough useless things to memorize (see Step 3); patient room numbers are at the top of that list.

Med student asked me what they call the surgery for the trauma patients we’ve had with neck stabbings. I told her they’re called “Necksploratory Laparotomies” or “Necks Laps” for short. Don’t worry, I stopped her before she presented on rounds. #changethename

No one: Med students at 5:45 AM: HI GOOD MORNING HAVE YOU POOPED?