Does the 5 second rule work for contact lenses? Definitely not asking for myself.

I assumed it would be short-lived but it has persisted. So, as a long time NFL viewer, I'm now discovering Taylor Swift. It's not bad. I like that 'Bad Blood' song.

Jason Kelce out there shaking hands, kissing babies, and drinking beers with regular people. Retirement or the beginnings of an old school presidential campaign?

Fueled by kneecaps and grit. Built for this. #AllGrit #Lions #DetroitVsEverybody #Lionsvs49ers

A few kneecaps short. But it's pretty incredible that so many people got an unexpected glimpse of how awesome #Detroit is. Pride grew. #OnePride #AmericasTeam #Lions

I don't know if dogs understand death but I do not wake easily. When this girl finally succeeds at waking me up, she seems genuinely excited that I am alive. She will be served her proper breakfast and not be stuck feeding on my inadequate carcass until someone discovers us.

If they can’t see the colors, what are these sunset dogs looking at?

why do I hate the taste of grapefruit but think squirt soda is delicious? is it because I didn't know squirt was grapefruit soda until very very recently and still don't quite believe it? or maybe bc it contains <1% juice so it's really not grapefruity?

I hope you all also picked both the teams from Michigan to win in the first round. Never bet against the mitten. #MarchMadness2024

Lance Waller dropping knowledge… again, 8 years later. At a stats-ID workshop. CIDD Penn State Statistics Emory Public Health

Eclipse, Central PA. 0/10. Clouds were oblivious to the major celestial event and ruined it for everyone.

This was a fantastic seminar. If you have the opportunity to attend a seminar by @AbrahamLabHMS definitely take it - and stay for the conversation after!

So... NOAA says 39% of Punxsutawney Phil predictions have been correct. But maybe we don't interpret groundhog very well and he's actually been correct 61% of the time. Or perhaps he's been answering an entirely different question this whole time.

My friend and eternal ray of moonshine Jason De León won the National Book Award for best non-fiction book. I'm so proud of him today and every day. If you want to be lifted by a shot of excellence and a fiery bolt of determined hope, watch his speech. c-span.org/video/?c514290…