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chris evans

@notcapnamerica

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i respect when a housewife shows up to the reunion knowing they will be in the hot seat & still don’t run from confrontation here’s examples: kenya moore #RHOA S6 🍑, teresa giudice #RHONJ S4 🍅, erika jayne #RHOBH S11 💎, & monica garcia #RHOSLC S4 ❄️

i respect when a housewife shows up to the reunion knowing they will be in the hot seat & still don’t run from confrontation  

here’s examples: kenya moore #RHOA S6 🍑, teresa giudice #RHONJ S4 🍅, erika jayne #RHOBH S11 💎, & monica garcia #RHOSLC S4 ❄️
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chris evans The last time I had a male shopper he substituted clean scent candle for laundry detergent. The one before him swapped an apple pie with peaches suspended in jello. Sending you strength during this difficult, stressful order.

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This lady gonna look at me like I got three heads when I get on the train and tell her she’s in my window seat. Ma’am I’m on this train for 6 hours and it’s the middle of the night. I booked this shit for a reason. GET TO STEPPIN

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Watching my 8 month old nephew for the weekend while my brother and his wife move into their new house. Little Eli is about to be introduced to the ID channel 🤭

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I know people get annoyed by revivals but there’s some classic broadway shows I’d love to be able to experience live. Like I’d die to see Ragtime. I think there was a brief revival during the recession