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I can only think of one reason why MLB would insist that it can measure distance out to ten decimal places and that we take its accuracy as gospel (and only give Rooker 38 pitches??) instead of letting them have a swing-off: The influence of sports betting has gone too far.

I can only think of one reason why MLB would insist that it can measure distance out to ten decimal places and that we take its accuracy as gospel (and only give Rooker 38 pitches??) instead of letting them have a swing-off:

The influence of sports betting has gone too far.
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Didn’t you watch the derby last night? We can now pinpoint to the ten-billionths place that the margin of error is in fact 7.2139636451 inches

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2025 AL All-Star Jazz Chisholm Jr. came over to the Yankees in a trade last summer and almost immediately slotted in at third base, a position he’d never played in the big leagues before. AND HE MADE THIS PLAY:

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I say this with 100% honesty: If you had given me multiple choice questions for "what sport did Pat McAfee play" & "what network is Pat McAfee currently most associated with" with four choices each, I sincerely could not have leaned toward any choice, both would be a pure guess.

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And this is why nobody believes that Raleigh beat Rooker fair and square! These estimates are over a tenth of a foot apart! ever heard of MARGIN of error

And this is why nobody believes that Raleigh beat Rooker fair and square! These estimates are over a tenth of a foot apart!

ever heard of MARGIN of error
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I’m all for Brent Rooker being the AL’s home run hero tonight, but we are still far cry from how downright scary Athletics sluggers used to be

I’m all for Brent Rooker being the AL’s home run hero tonight, but we are still far cry from how downright scary Athletics sluggers used to be