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Had the most insane dream about my ex last night 😔🤨🥀🥀

Why we losing all these legends now. RIP Hulkster

Kinda wanna self dox

Can we bring back announcing what kind of night it is to #LANK what level of drunk you’re getting? Here’s a flashback to 4 years ago of Coach blacking out like ‘91 dez Howard

Fella Friday Have one for hulkster and ozzy Have one for those that can’t have one Never waste a beer, never waste a boner Cabernets to zyns Uber eats to wrong addresses Half brains to full brain Pick the berry pop the cherry HAVE SOME FUCKING JAM

Happy Gilmore 2: 6.7/10 Very stupid watch like the original but they could have made it better

Friday night fight night - just like Michael Vick intended. $100 entry per dog, $10 entry for betting spectators. Come get ya some

Buddy is wearing an Iowa shirt… should I kill him?

If you’re in need of a show to watch, Lioness on paramount+ gets a 10/10 from me

That first college gameday is gonna hit like crack hit Compton in the 80s

I can’t see!

Happy first day of camp to all who celebrate

aaaaaand I need to go change my pants

I’m feeling nicey after day 1 of camp. We might be back

Just threw up after leg day. Who wants it more than me

I have become obsessed with fantasy CFB. Who wants in a burner league

Obviously I want Nebraska to succeed this year. But I genuinely can’t wait to see Emmett Johnson break out this year. Was super genuine when I ran into him in June, but his press conference today set it over the top. I LOVE this guy

Guys, I can’t have an 81 man league. At this point we may as well start our own football federation ffs

God forbid a white boy speaks a little espanñol (yard work) I need a cervesa

DO NOT drink warm coconut water right after you brush your teeth 🤮🤮