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I’m on 42 hours load shedding already

I can now report that after 50 hours without power, the Gods of Electricity have finally smiled down at us

Update: the Gods of Electricity have taken their power back. Into darkness we have become

Oh F%*#! You really don’t need to gaslight us like this

Like, honestly! ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛ ⬛🟨🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I remember writing a story on the shocking numbers of foreigners in Zimbabwean prisons. Hope this reduces their numbers

Makes sense Andy!

Fuxk no national bird, no Zanu PF flag, this is nonsense

I don’t get Blue Sky yet, to be fair, I struggled with Twitter in the beginning and then I fell in love with it. In my interview for one of my scholarly endeavours, being an early adopter of Twitter was a comparative advantage. But now, the slow good bye begins

There’s a SADC summit yet we have load shedding. SADC summits are no longer the same

🤣🤣🤣 Tjo unprovoked nje

Design? 🤣

This guy is cooked

Look how Africa’s favourite dictator votes 😀

As per the second republic’s mantra of leave no one behind, the government of Mnangagwa has ensured that Zimbabwe has qualified for the Afcon. This indeed shows that Zimbabwe is open for business. By playing at Afcon, Zimbabwe shows that its a friend to all and enemy to none

I think I should also write my own statement. F*#% Elon Musk. Bye Twitter. By the way Jack Dorsey is also a bellend

Indoda eleqiniso mina ngiyayithanda 😂❤️

Nqaba Matshazi Illustrating that our engagement and reengagement is working. This will ensure that we reach middle-income country status by 2030. It also affirms Comrade Dr. President EDM’s astute leadership as chair of SADC. No half-assed statements please!

Before I leave X: my thoughts 1. Chamisa’s theocratic approach to governance is problematic 2. I liked “strategic ambiguity”, but in the long run it was unsustainable 3. Chamisa cannot the be it and all, he needs a strong and competent team 4. Overall nice guy

Cheers