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In our new MS at AmJournalPrimatology, we evaluated the promise of urinary cytokine measurements via the Luminex system under ideal conditions, collected in captivity from rhesus macaques before & after surgery. We found urinary measurements to be unpromising. onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.10…

The Caribbean Primate Research Center is still looking for an Associate Director for oversight of the scientific program on Cayo Santiago. If you're interested and have questions, feel free to reach out (DMs are open). x.com/CayoSantiagoPR…

Putin now in full Dr. Evil mode

We are hiring! 3 year NSF-funded postdoc working on understanding the weird bright coloration of the infants of some nonhuman primate species. Starting salary $62.5k plus benefits. In collaboration with Will Allen. Apply! (Img Menotlost WikimediaCommons) apply.interfolio.com/129167

New thing to panic about just dropped theguardian.com/australia-news…

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Our custom-built rhesus orchidometer (scale for measuring testes size) next to the scale commonly used for humans. Bear in mind that rhesus are only 10% of the size of humans by body mass. Puts human testicles into some serious perspective..

We are hiring! Postdoc based at Exeter with Lauren Brent, co-mentored by me & Noah Snyder-Mackler, to work on the impacts of hurricanes and social buffering on the aging process in the Cayo Santiago macaques. Apply!

We will be on 60 Minutes this Sunday 5th Nov from 7pm ET (right after the NFL game) talking with Leslie Stahl about our work investigating hurricane impacts on Cayo Santiago. x.com/60minutes/stat…

My first interaction with ChatGPT leads to me conclude that it is self-centered.

2 weeks left to apply! Looking for a POSTDOC to work on social and environmental aging with me at CRAB, and with NYU Primatology + Noah Snyder-Mackler. DEADLINE Nov 26th. Details from Exeter Uni Jobs here: jobs.exeter.ac.uk/hrpr_webrecrui… Extra info: docs.google.com/document/d/1xw

Real sequence from One Day (Netflix).

Beyond parody. DougJBalloon

We are hiring! Tenure-track Assistant Professor at NYU in Biological Anthropology, for someone working in areas of non-human primate ‘omics. All new state-of-the-art lab facilities should be ready in early 2026. Job ad and application link here: apply.interfolio.com/153021 Please RT!