Wait are you saying I might not be able to post Simpsons GIFs that have nothing to do with oatmeal for a short while if Twitter goes down?

Me, joining the marketing meeting to tell them I’m tweeting again:

Should we keep posting Simpsons GIFs instead of oatmeal content?

My boss, now that he can see the tens of impressions my Simpsons GIFs are generating for the company after doubting my strategy for years.

Enjoying the day off after Christmas like…

Me, now that the holiday break is over and I have to go back to work tweeting Simpsons GIFs:

Anytime a Simpsons GIF gets more than 10 likes:

Only one time each year I can use this GIF. Happy new year to all 10 of you who will see this!

Live view from our flavor lab:

What I see when an influencer doctor says all carbs are bad for you and you should only eat raw liver:

The first three represent 99.99% of people when I tweet Simpsons GIFs. Nelson represents you.

You can be *this* regular if you eat Oats Overnight everyday.

Someone just gave us $21m dollars to make more oatmeal. I’ll quit if this means I can’t post Simpsons GIFs anymore. nosh.com/news/2023/ace-…

My boss: “Do you think these tweets actually help us sell oatmeal? They don’t.” Me:

Oats Overnight with the ad of the mf’ing YEAR. Oats Overnight wow just amazing 🫡

The perfect Simpsons GIF for describing the experience of running a twitter account for an oatmeal company doesn’t exis-

.Brian Tate, founder of Oats Overnight, is back on the felt and making a run in the WSOP - World Series of Poker badugi event.