Sun el, kaybee , Caiiro …. Fuck sake I don’t have it. I’ve seen each of them at least once. Siii it’s enough Woiye

As a chronic people pleaser I never imagined that I would be anyone’s villain coz even when I’m failing I’m actually giving the best that I got (other people’s lower than minimum) Humbling experience to me esp to those I love and today my bank account! FUUUCK. I hate my life

Everyone talks about having a cig right after a match 😉 I propose instead a plate of bacon!!!! Good lord….

New year new me is staring on Tuesday. Be forewarned. Since my birthday month ends tomorrow

This island is trying to kill me! What the fuck do you mean 70% humidity! I can’t breathe! But I mean my skin look amazing though

Tududu!!!!

Certain vices are supposed to be social. Bitch. Why are you at home alone and still switching off lights to do your things like you’re BUTERE girls? 🤣🤣🤣 Lamu is funny

Also side note or plot correction . All those Christian girlies who have cartoons of Jesus carrying them. That man was not white. I’m not saying that you should scream BLACK JESUS 😜but please stop. Fuck at least give the man a tan. You know he’s from the middle east( Palestine)

We’re going on trip, on a magic rocket ship, cruising through the sky , Little Rock Star! Or whatever your fake (gluten free coloured )ayahuasca shaman with the wrong kind of tribal tattoo coz Pinterest said it meant spirituality told you. The bridge is firewood for warmth

The more I watch wicked the more I see just how karenny glinda is. Yuck

I’m playing @djkalonje mix in Lamu and all of a sudden my house is the vibe hahaha #shem

Happy Mother’s Day to all my faves… whether if I fed you or you fed me. Kamama loves you still 😬

I love living out of Nairobi. But there are certain times when I hate being away from my people. To grieve but most importantly to celebrate. Today is one of those . Damn is it time ?

Land in the cool water city and everyone has lost their fucking minds!

They just like us?! 🇰🇪🤝🇺🇸

Drinking Krest bila gin feels like an abomination. Enyewe I’m in my mother’s house. #khwisero

They really tried to tell us that he kipchoged himself into a wall!!! I can’t with these people #Justice4AlbertOjwang

#JusticeForAlbertOjwang #ArrestEliudLagat

Isn’t a cup of espresso basically just a mug shot? Okay bye…

And how in the helly did I end up back in Syokimau. Anyway.