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Anyone who can walk 3 grueling months with a child to escape death and violence and want a better life, can live next to me any damn time. #MorningJoe

My love language is quietly leaving a meme in your dms like a cat leaving a dead lizard or bug on your doorstep because it likes you.

[first day acting as james bond, getting to the part of the movie where i introduce myself to someone] what’s up i’m james director: [throws his chair across the room]

ceo of 90’s mcdonald’s: we need like 15 mascots for some reason marketing guy: ok. like what? ceo: clown marketing guy: don’t kids hate clowns ceo: another guy steals from our store marketing guy: why would we- ceo: a purple abomination. just fucking disgusting, this guy

White people.

I mean, how is this even a controversial take? (I mean, of course it will be.) Marvel Studios could never make a movie as good (or, crucially, as ambitious) as either “Spider-Verse” movie. If a periodic “Morbius” is the cost of doing business, so be it.

But he's a Nice Guy ™ 🙄

From a 1979 IBM presentation

:/

The analysis from business reporters when Elon first took over was quality

what's he hiding

we live in a shithole country

Making your pregnancy about how much you hate a group of people is crazy

nice argument. however i have already depicted myself as the sleek FDR train and you as the seething coal locomotive.

I wish “serves no functional purpose/just something fun to notice” was a concept that occurred more often in our lives.

🩵🩵🩵？！ My name is Mizuki 💗 tjpw Wrestler 😉✨

Women have finally had enough of men’s bullshit. About damn time! This historic DNC is one for the ages. #MorningJoe #DNC2024CHICAGO #HarrisWalz2024