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It's starting to feel like Google Plus over here.

you’ve got to fuck up so bad to not get $8 out of me. i’m stupid, i’ll spend $8 on anything

It’s #MyTwitterAnniversary. I joined back when it was less of a shitshow, and had a check mark when it was free. That’s how old I am.

Based on how things have been going here, shouldn’t Musk’s announcement that he’s found a new Twitter CEO caused Tesla stock to go DOWN?

By my count, every 5th tweet is an ad now. A full 20%.

I gave in and joined Threads and will be there until Elon buys it, too.

Threads has no ads (yet) and no Elon. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ threads.net/@ostimusic

Is the “pop” in Pop Tarts short for Popular

The letter X will be holding a press conference later today. #TwitterX

My daughter sent this text during the break of Day 2 of the bar exam. I’m going to go ahead and tell you, this guy not only is going to pass but he is going to make the most money in the room.

Hey, I’m in The NY Times. nytimes.com/2023/07/27/art…

What are these bullshit “Subscribe to Unlock” tweets? This place is fucking embarrassing.

Resisting updating this app because I really don’t want to use X

Haven’t logged in for a few days. Just did, and had 10 notifications. 9 were about posts from people I don’t follow. This just makes me even less interested in Twitter, Elon Musk . He probably won’t see this; he took away my check mark months ago.

Overheard at a hipster grocery store in SF tonight: Cashier, to another cashier : He was like “I drive a Tesla” and I thought “there is literally nothing you could say that would be less hot.”

If you want to see X call itself Twitter again, you just have to request your data so you can leave.