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Pretty much a perfect cloud

Yup

#BuyHerFlowersFriday

Cutting yourself shaving feels kind of good

Came down with a high fever this morning. Trying to think of tweets feels like Michael Jordan flu game

It’s a shame you can’t go to the sauna when you’re sick because that feels like when it would be most healing

Yesterday at the height of my illness I had like 6 hours of fever dreams about logistics. No narrative. Just packages, mail, shipping containers, etc.

When I was younger everyone called smoking cigarettes “hacking darts.” Not so much anymore.

Caring too much about IQ and using it as a synecdoche for a particular group who you want to insult is dumb. You’d have to be some sort of 85-115 IQ midwit to engage in such trivialities.

Social science protip: you can just draw a regression line through a scatterplot of noisy data and claim any correlation you want. No one’s gonna check!

I have to watch this video of Ayrton Senna driving an NSX around Suzuka wearing loafers and white socks every 6 months or so or I die

I’d love to write one of those really long articles where’s it’s like “What’s Wrong With [Group]” and the subtext is that I’m clearly the problem

What’s Wrong With Women? I keep looking at the floor when they speak to me, and yet none of them want to be my girlfriend.

One day I hope to get into a fistfight with a grad student and say “historicize this” as I throw the first punch

Beautiful day for a chicken sandwich

Trump 1 was honestly so much funnier. Remember QAnon? Let's get those guys back

I wish there was a way to turn off video on this app