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📆 Sunday: Rough Works, featuring Adam Beardsmore, Josh Pugh, Lovdev Barpaga, Darren Harriott, Mary Flanigan, Andy White - Comedian (He/Him), Tal Davies, Kwame Asante & James Cook New material from the Midlands' finest comics Tickets 🎟 bit.ly/RoughWorksBrum

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Hey just wanted to say your wedding was a lot of fun! Tell your brother he danced so lithely I thought him an eel.

Therapy was invented and perfected by an Athenian named Antiphon in the 5th century BC, but he decided it was cringe.

Beyond excited to announce the cast for Gobby Girls Productions Edinburgh show the 11% Club! Produced by @femalepilotclub Alex Hardy & Funny Women 🥳🥳🥳

Trying to read Ulysses

I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

{ trying to top friend’s anecdote } LOL! Man did you hear about the old woman who lived in a shoe

Please stop using AI. It’s like bad and stuff.

Come over bro we’re hanging out in a facility that also processes peanuts, tree nuts, wheat, soy, milk, and eggs

The forced starvation of the Palestinians can be solved in 24 hours. OPEN THE FUCKING GATES!!! OPEN THE FUCKING GATES!!! OPEN THE FUCKING GATES!!! OPEN THE FUCKING GATES!!! OPEN THE FUCKING GATES!!!

the British Army in the 1970s:

If you wake up with anxiety it’s because you’re in big trouble

In honor of Ozzy Osbourne I will be wandering around my house tonight hollering my wife's name

He walked into The Crown as John Osbourne. He walked out of The Crown as Ozzy Osbourne - Birmingham's Eternal Prince of Darkness. Save The Crown. We'll never have another Ozzy. But we can give the world opportunity to experience the transformative Black Magick in those walls. 🖤

Kinda crazy that Comedy Bang Bang isn’t on here. Not just a landmark podcast, literally an empire. The mold for so many comedy podcasts

Gawker should return just to publish an obit

You: - Hosted the head of the Israeli air force last week - Are currently training Israeli troops in the UK - Said Israel has the right to cut off water in Gaza (a war crime) - Haven't stopped arms sales - Haven't even recognised Palestine as a state You have enabled a genocide.

[yelling at the top of my lungs to another childless friend] oh im gonna have a kid that DIES in the water wars?? uhhh OKAY [noticing my friend that has an 8 year old is listening] i think darling Melissa will have 15-20 confirmed kills ❤️