I pay my taxes, I own my own home and run a successful business, but I still can't ever find the end of the sticky tape.

Ster Kinekor Ster-Kinekor please show this to your bosses: From Penuel The Black Pen I'm a serious movie connoisseur, & generally watch my movies at SK, but you guys aren't serious about getting foot traffic in your cinemas, and you're killing your own business. 1. Use mixed

Just signed my first publishing deal since 2017. Am I feeling calm and fearless about it? No. But am I planning on working on that? Also no.

Authors will literally write another book to avoid writing their book

Paige Nick CONGRATS! Am I allowed to brag that I've read the hilarious MS in draft? That I'm going to be editing it? TRY AND STOP ME WOOHOO WOOHOO. So glad the news is out. Yrs too excited to be calm. PS: You have nothing to fear.

12 in April. How old are you turning this year?

S3 Episode 6 drops tomorrow 🔥 Be sure to tune in for our interview with writer, editor, and award-winning poet HELEN MOFFETT 🤩 Dr Helen Moffett

I'm in hour four of not opening my manuscript today. Where are you at?

I thought I was filming when they first walked past me, turned out I was just holding my phone up pointed at them thinking I was filming. David Attenborough has no competition in me.

Of all the mantras authors need to recite daily, this must be in the top five. No, three. DON'T DO IT!

48 374 words down on new novel. 🤸‍♀️ Only 32 hundred million thousand billion to go.

At first glance, I read 'calculate' as 'chocolate', and now i'm sticking with it.

Some days opening that manuscript document is the hardest thing I'll do all day.

Big congrats to awwwl the authors on the Sunday Times longlist. Got a couple of personal favourites I'm rooting for, it's a tough year, big competition. Also, strong cover game this year IMO.