Not convinced that we have done all we can to find the the best way to package flour

Always shocked that November only has 30 days. It just has the vibe of a month that would have 31

Each year #SFSketchfest picks 12 stand-up comedians on the rise. This year's Dozen features IFY | Away from Xitter Paige Weldon 🍕Post Woke Wizard Wave Xennial🍕 Mike Drucker Clare O'Kane, Mo Welch Mohanad Elshieky Joyelle N Johnson Liz Miele james tom Emma Arnold Katrina Davis at The Punch Line youtube.com/playlist?list=…

February in Montana is looking HOT!! Come see these incredible headliners at Last Best Comedy in beautiful Bozeman!! 2/2 - Paige Weldon 2/9 - Jared Logan (Jared Logan ) 2/16 - Eddie Ifft 2/23 - Saul Trujillo (Saul Trujillo) TIX @ lastbestcomedy.com

FRIDAY NIGHT HEADLINERS in February in Bozeman, MT 2/2 - Paige Weldon 2/9 - Jared Logan 2/16 - Eddie Ifft 2/23 - Saul Trujillo (@saulcomedy) Showtimes @ 7pm & 9pm $24 (advance) / Full Bar / 18+ These shows will sell out, get your tickets NOW! TIX @ lastbestcomedy.com

The hilarious Paige Weldon kicks off our lineup of February headliners here in Bozeman, MT!! Friday Nights @ 7pm & 9pm $24 / No Drink Minimum TIX @ lastbestcomedy.com

When will apple stop calling videos "movies" hey I haven't tweeted in months not sure why I am now

I think everybody secretly thinks they're naturally good at either singing or photography. You're either like "I actually am kind of a good singer" or "I actually always take the best photos" and it's never true in either case and I think that rocks

My new stand-up album I Turned Out Fine is out Friday from aspecialthing records 🍝 cover photo by kath and Callie Biggerstaff astrecords.com/products/paige…

I TURNED OUT FINE vinyl from Paige Weldon is available for pre-order. Available this Friday — comes with a digital download and a lot of wonderful jokes 🍝 astrecords.com/products/paige…

SANTA MONICA! TONIGHT 8 PM with Paige Weldon BroadStage! A few tickets left! (I rarely go to the west side and so this is your chance. As always, if you have no $, LMK at [email protected] and I’ll get you on a list)

I Turned Out Fine is out now, on whatever platform your heart desires. Stay gold n soft 💛 bstlnk.to/iturnedoutfine

Happy mental health awareness day! Personally I am extremely aware of my mental health ;)

Sounds like a setting someone who has been blocked a lot would come up with! Brb deleting my account

Yes I was Lorde from the 6th slide of her most recent instagram post where she has a black eye and is getting a banana split for Halloween

SAN DIEGO! Nov 14-16 I’m headlining American Comedy Co. Five Shows. Thurs-Sun. Comedians @TorioVanGrol & Paige Weldon are opening up the shows. 🎟️Ticket Link in Bio🎟️ ⚠️Low Ticket Warning⚠️

Hello, here is a new episode of I Said No Gifts! with the incredible Paige Weldon, please enjoy podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i-s…

My favorite thing about my birthday is being reminded that an optometrist I haven't been to in 6 years still has my email address

Seattle! March 21-22! Tickets eventbrite.com/e/paige-weldon…

Me when I follow the maps walking directions