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Exploring and making #DERP faces all around #Philly #vacation

Also this: #Philly

Soon. #InfectedMushroom

#MagicGardens #Philly

First #InfectedMushroom show reflection: 1. Absolute fucking insanity 2. I may never hear properly again 3. A GREAT night out 😄💖👍

If you ever get the chance to see Russell Howard live, do it! #muffling #doitagain #Philly

When you've been in the airport so long, you start playing dress up with your banana plushie... No?.. Just me?

Listening to a little boy try to count past 20 and failing in the most spectacular way has been the highlight of my day 😂😂 #planedelay

*catching up on political news* So, we're just all watching as the US is trying to become the N. Korea of the West? Do I have that right?

When a calculus professor knows exactly how to make you care about #calculus 😂💖 #TeachGoals #LOTR #win

The coffee game at #TheRevenant is on point! #CoffeeIsLove #CoffeeIsLife #FortLauderdale

Me earlier today: I should work out more and take better care of myself. Me after Tune Up class at The Fit Shop FTL: I want to be dead.

Me now: Rejection feels right. Who needs people to talk to when there are podcasts to listen to? Me in the future:

"The planet isn't going anywhere. We are." -George Carlin #ParisClimateAccord

#WonderWoman was dope af!!! Hell yes! Yes, please! Thank you very much!

Arrived today! Ready to represent 😊😁 #AKF #SPNFamily Jared Padalecki

Highlight of my day: woman wearing a shirt that reads "Peace, Love, and Crabs" 😜 #sexualinnuendo #itchyoucantscratch

I like this.╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

Can we also have Independence Day Day where we celebrate Will Smith killing aliens in 1996?

Maybe the robots will do a better job here than we did.