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My guitar is going to have fun tonite (being used for Pardoner’s set that is a private WashU concert)

It’s time to show you hardcore fans how we indie rockers get down. If you’ve ever wanted to do windmills and spin kicks while our band plays, this is your chance.

My life is so effed up these days. If you live in chicago please buy our t-shirts tomorrow

Welp THAT just happened. Cousin Danny’s tonight in PHL

Blurbed everyone’s fav deadbeat band— Pardoner—for Bandcamp’s best albums of the year (L-R edition)

Gel guitarist tells us about his 10 favorite albums of 2023 brooklynvegan.com/gel-guitarist-…

Oh that’s weird. I could swear I fell asleep in Philadelphia, but I just woke up in Awesometown?

Dude you were soooo drunk last night it was awesome haha. We’ve all been talking about it and we think you should do that every night

Great, no more Pitchfork, now I gotta find a new way to discover music. If only there was a fast food chain that celebrated the spirit of punk rock to show me new bands…

West Coast tour in May with our colleagues Nick Normal and Guitar. Playing “better things to do” fest in Vancouver which will be amazeballs. Come experience live guitar music.

Pardoner’s new 7” EP, Paranoid in Hell, comes out May 24th on Convulse Records. Listen to the first track from the record, “Future of Music” and preorder the record here linktr.ee/convulserecord…

Yup #NewMusicAlert

New 7” out today! Courtesy of Convulse Records

Pardoner keeps bringing the hits. It's time to start tuning in. Their latest is one of our Essential Release. bit.ly/3yImOyb

.Pardoner's "Paranoid In Hell" reviewed by Matt Watton (@brotinus). Out now via Convulse Records. post-trash.com/news/2024/6/9/…

Some days you just gotta throw some Converge on the AirPods, chug a Liquid Death MoshFuel™️, and thug it out.

And to think, this is all because a brave American disrupted the adrenochrome farming warehouse underneath Comet Ping Pong in 2016, cutting off Biden’s supply

Oh great. Metro boomin wants some MORE?! #HipHopHumor

Chicago @ Sleeping Village Indy @ State St Pub Cinci @ Lambda PGH @ Gooski’s NYC @ TV Eye Philly @ TBA soon Going on tour next month. Hoping to do like Baltimore or something near there on 10/20 if anybody has any amazing ideas