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I had them wide backs at work MAD AF!!!!!

“i saw u talking to yourself” god forbid a girl asks an expert for advice

"how to do taxes" "what is a W2" "how bad is it if i dont do taxes"

being a woman is trying to guess wtf is going on with your body 3 times a week

What a privilege it is to be able to see, hear, breathe, walk, and talk.

“listen to your body” ok well my body wants to lay down and eat snacks 14 hours a day

i'd use my last breath to say something completely out of pocket

“its been a long week” me on a tuesday

Parents: "back in our days we didn't go to therapy" Me, fighting the urge to say "It shows"

i’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years)

learning to say “ok” instead of “you got me fucked up stupid ass bitch” is hard

i giggle before i crash out, I’ve got to start my engine 🫢😆😂

hearing “don't start" gives me a thrill, makes me really want to start

The Grinch is freaking hilarious to watch as an adult. the whole movie really based on him crashin out over a btch 😭😭😭 nigga destroyed the town on Christmas over Martha Mae 😭

at least whatever is wrong with me made me really funny

I see lots of morons trying to act like WNBA players don’t deserve more money. They are throwing around this “lost 50 million” number that nobody even knows where it comes from. The finances of the league are a mess, tied in with NBA and purposely murkey. The owners don’t