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One of the biggest tenets of conservatism is to believe a joke is real and then get scared

the current abundance theory as I understand it is that democrats should promise to get tough on big corporations on the campaign trail and then do the opposite once elected. I’m sure saying this out loud repeatedly for the next four years will have no negative repercussions

Slotkin has voted for two Trump nominees this week, including one for the Department of Defense.

"I was only following orders." - Herr Miller, Reich Ministry of Propaganda

The "immune overload hypothesis" of AIDS was that the "gay lifestyle" caused so much stress on the body that the immune system simply gave up. Let this serve as a reminder that a clear marker of disease is not enough to de-stigmatise illness and to promote good science

German Chancellor: "May I remind you that we are having June 6 tomorrow. This is the D-Day anniversary." Trump: "Not a pleasant day for you. That was not a great day." German Chancellor:  "This was the liberation of my country from Nazi dictatorship."

One of the more depressing things about the current moment is how everyone seems to have just given up. Creators used to make films because they were passionate about filmmaking; now we're spending three hours to generate a movie that will be background noise while you scroll.

shout out to mattY for having the stupidest possible thing to add to the days events

Elon dropping off JD Vance at the gas station in a cyber truck every other Friday for the custody exchange with trump

My brother is not enjoying this

I think we can all agree the real hero today is Elon's dealer

if trumps wetwork team is looking for a subtle, "it was an accident" type plan, I've heard that a certain kind of car loves to explode for no reason

enjoy this moment everyone. sooner or later hillary's gonna post about it and it'll stop being funny

from your lips to god's ear

Pathetically groveling to the same person the entire party has uniformly vilified and tied around Trump’s neck for the past year will surely solve the “Democrats don’t stand for anything / Democrats don’t mean what they say” issue

Biden/Harris actually hired both of them. Anyone who still thinks the two parties are meaningfully different should ask themselves why Trump was happy to keep the Dems' diplomat on the issue of gen*cide.

definitely the funniest reaction to the Drama

nothing says "our Party is meaningfully different from the party of Donald Trump" like frantically grabbing for the jizz-soaked sock Trump is throwing over his shoulder and yelling I GET TO HUMP THE SOCK NEXT

Elon is not on our side. Trump is not on our side. The Republicans are not on our side. The Democrats are not on our side either. The government and both parties exist to serve the rich and the war machine. Hope that helps.