I have had to extend bulking season by three months because I now have a daughter and therefore a commitment to eat at least 1/2 a box of Samoas nightly.

I figured it out - if I just buy puts on all the ETFs it should pull us out of this market instability because it seems the universe is conspiring against me specifically

Rep. Mike Collins Have you said thank you?

DID WE WIN??! I was too busy crying to to my wife’s boyfriend.. might need to borrow some cash

Three on the tree! Had a few of these growing up

If you’re retweeting fuckery about Adam Schiff and Al Green instead of staying on target about things that actually matter, like our money and economy, you may be suffering from psyopchosis and, respectfully, perhaps should pull your head out of your rear.

I’m grateful people are starting to see through this dipfucks use of perverse Socratic method. “People have been saying for years that I eat ass. But what does eating ass really mean? Dogs eat ass. Cats eat ass. Is eating ass as bad as we thought it was? I’m not so sure”

Tim Michael DataRepublican (small r) Geoffrey Martin is a Pedophile Groyper JD Vance I mean, Judicial Watch and PACs on both sides do the same thing, including TPUSA / TPACTION, etc. JW had apparently $100million in “donations” in 2024 via shadow donations from various funds designed to facilitate “charitable anonymity”.

Tim Michael DataRepublican (small r) Geoffrey Martin is a Pedophile Groyper JD Vance Something interesting regarding waste, fraud and abuse that you will not hear from DataR is that TPUSA received over $250 million in “services and facilities” provided by the government (aka TAX PAYERS) since 2018, all while claiming tax exempt status. projects.propublica.org/nonprofits/org…

Been helping the folks out at the farm the last couple of weeks - 16 hour days of hard labor. Oh, by the way, if you support the Unitary Executive theory in any way shape or form you deserve to wind up as Curtis Yarvins protein supplement

Easily, consistently one of the most dishonest individuals on X. Vendor / Merchant platforms don’t oversell unless you EXPLICITLY DIRECT THEM TO. It is not a default - you must go out of your way to do that, and it’s typically done when you know you have inventory on the way.

The comments 😞 Imagine working your entire life, squirreling away 💰 every chance you get, doing your best to hit this promised milestone of retirement. Then, within weeks it gets fucked by Trump, and worse you have moron fuckwads who think the market is only for rich people

This idiot is a paid propagandist, pseudo-commie fed bootlicker. I left for three weeks, come back and it’s like X started huffing the highest octane glue imaginable.

Literally every stupid, phony ass propaganda account. Looking at you, DataRepublican (small r) Insurrection Barbie MOMof DataRepublican Gunther Eagleman™, treasonous fuckwads

There’s two kinds of people in the J6 community, those who took advantage and made money, and those of us who gave everything. Speaks volumes.

“Eliminate income tax” is a preamble for “introduce consumption tax”. Rich people love consumption tax because, unlike income tax, it doesn’t scale proportionately with how much you make. As an individual, if you make $40k or $100m, you’re consuming more or less the same amount