Dear Toronto, That strange feeling is called a “cool breeze”. Open the window. Sleep well.

“Hey babe. I’m taking you to a romantic dinner in downtown Toronto!” “Sounds great! Where?” “In the middle of the outfield at Rogers Centre!…. wait, where are you going?…. babe?”

#offside

Dear The Beaverton, Please tell me one of your writers wrote this…

The need for blood and blood products in 🇨🇦 is at an all time high.Canadian Blood Services is Canada's Lifeline and connects folks to help when they need it. They have a bold goal to gain 1 million new blood donors over the next 5 years. To donate go to blood.ca.

I liked baseball better before the “pitchcom”.

Honestly, the British Open could use more of this….

Finally something that will truly address all our public transportation and education issues…

then how the hell did they get this photo?…

A rock n roll life to the very end. I don’t know if Ozzy will “rest” in peace. But i hope he’s eating burritos in heaven right now…

Hoping this same team can fix my Ikea kitchen cabinets, which are significantly closer.

All I’m getting from this story is that it’s probably fake…

…or that man’s enablers.

This is huge news for residents of New Brunswick who have been stranded on PEI because they were $30 short trying to cross the bridge back home…

minus the last few games…

Jist need a couple more touchdowns in the nightcap…

A little break from the hellscape…

No notes.

Given the trade war and instability of the American supreme leader right now, I’m going to start growing my own oranges in Toronto.

A huge congrats Summer McIntosh, doing Canada and her old home swim club Olympium Artistic Swimming Club proud yet again! Some are upset that she swore when she narrowly missed a new world record. But one sign of being the absolute best is always wanting to do better. Way to go Summer!