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this is how it feels to wake up and have coffee and do the crossword

How come there are no large predators that mimic herbivores? Like something that looks like a cow until it GETS you

what’s the cure for feeling constantly burnt out? is it marrying rich? it’s probably marrying rich

Imagine Elon as jigsaw and none of his traps work

If I worked at a mayonnaise factory, I would just say “what the Hellman?”anytime someone made a mistake and everyone would love me.

Unmatched

Rihanna’s career distilled

Newcastle Cathedral yesterday evening... Newcastle Cathedral #Tyneside

This is what twitter feels like

dying at the fucking horse

I just found out that Imane Khelif participated in the 2020 Olympics. Funny how no one was upset about her boxing back then. I wonder what changed.

AI sucks, google search is shit, shopping online is shit, spotify algorithms are shit, windows search on my own PC is shit, subscriptions are shit, throttling is shit, ads when the tvs paused are shit, autoplay is shit, premium features that used to be standard are shit .. like

Absolute gem of an anecdote in the The Guardian interview with Robert Lindsay - the day Laurence Olivier met Corrie’s Doris Speed theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/a…

Pack it up, pack it in, batman begin

aesthetic

this summer felt weird to me… it was fast and wet and cloudy and everyone seemed tired

Nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked People will remember: -the 5th of November -you’re a womble -the 21st night of September

(checking out my friend's new website and seeing lorem ipsum for the first time) And the language of angels there, what does that portend?

nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - Lisa needs braces - dental plan - Lisa needs braces