Last year we were swamped with kids trick or treating. So this year, the Mrs bought a box of 50 mini Haribo packs and some other stuff for an emergency if we ran out. To this point, not a single kid has knocked GET THE FUCK IN! 🤣

Saturday Bets 🐎 Ascot 14:05 Special Cadeau 13/2 EW 15:45 Le Coq Hardi 6/1 EW Wetherby 14:22 Strong Leader 9/4 Newmarket 15:25 Liberty Lane 6/1 EW

Sean Bowen is just magical in the finish. GET UP!

13/2 place, 9/4 and 6/1 winners. 1 to run 🤞

Barry is offering a lot more up top than Beto here but he's got to score there 🤦

Diabolical that from Moyes tonight. Takes Barry off and dents his confidence even more for Beto who hardly touched the ball. Dibling and Rohl left on the bench and he throws McNeil and Iroegbunam on. What the actual fuck!!! The manager needs to be held accountable

I hope Starmer is sat there at this Royal British Legion Festival and feels ashamed. Our heroes didn't fight for our country for it to become what it has. One can only hope that he develops some form of backbone and starts doing right for it

Just a casual 9 darter to win the match from Humphries. Fuck off! 🤣🤣

Schindler has got a proper walk on tune by the way. That's how it's done 👌

What let's this down then? 🤔

AND ...IT'S GONE Littler of all people 🤦 The kebab scoffing wanker 🤣

Friday Flutter @ Cheltenham 13:10 As Legends Have It 8/1 EW 13:45 Gunsight Ridge 4/1 14:20 Leave Of Absence 3/1 14:55 Jonbon 11/10 15:30 Heads Up 2/1

MY GOD!!! I'm running out of superlatives for Sean Bowen. How on earth has he kept Wade Out up to his work there 👏

Cheltenham Saturday EW's 12:35 Lord 13:10 Sound And Fury + Ideal Des Bordes 14:20 Thecompanysergeant 15:30 De Temps En Temps

Number 1 in the world within 2 years. About to successfully defend his Grand Slam title. The lad is on a different level and is going to dominate for years

The year is 2050 and you have gone to buy a Freddo

Multiple thoughts on this: 1. "Professional" bout? 2. Given the dangers of a 'real' fight (to Jake) how has even been sanctioned? 3. Completely scripted (Rocky style) 4. It shouldn't last 1 minute and Jake's head gets taken clean off (see point 2) 5. £'s, Draw (see point 3)

VAR can just fuck off!! Scotland have been well and truly shafted there. It's a yard outside the box. The Ref does not need to be sent to screen to view that

Imagine being Scottish right now. That last 15 minutes would have given me heart palpitations. Absolutely magical!!

Betfair Chase Day - Saturday @ Haydock 12:08 Sticktotheplan 12:40 Davids Well 13:15 Kabral Du Mathan 13:50 The Jukebox Man 14:25 Ma Shantou 15:00 Haiti Couleurs 15:35 Saladins Son