Recently, I flew an Airbust A320 at Heathrow Airport. There were only a few injuries and hardly any deaths. Fortunately, I will take the car for my show tomorrow in Norwich, which starts off my autumn tour of Dissolve. paulfoot.tv/show-diary/

This week in the world of Dissolve it's Farnham, Worcester, Northampton. paulfoot.tv/show-diary/

Flights from Oslo to Australia are often quite cheap. This caused me to write “Oz low” in my notebook, which sounds exactly the same as Oslo

One of my favourite things about WhatsApp is you can comment on messages, including your own, with any picture you want. It means, for example, you can send someone a message and then comment on your own message with a goose 🪿

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Thank you Frances

🎉 Don't miss 'Dissolve' by Paul Foot at the Hat Factory this week! Paul Foot 🗓️ Join us on Nov 8th at 8pm! 🎟️ Book now: culturetrust.com/whats-on/paul-… or via the link in our bio. #LutonEvents #LutonComedy #Comedy #PaulFoot

The last holds have just been released for my Soho Theatre run, which starts today. This is the very end of my Dissolve tour, and the last performances of Dissolve in London, so if ye want to see the show, this is your time. Ye can find tickets here sohotheatre.com/events/paul-fo…

A few tickets remain for my Xmas Secret Show this Saturnday in London. If ye wanna attend ye can find tickets by signing up to the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs and then ye can get tickets via this link baybayyy. paulfoot.tv/guild-lodge/

New! ✨ Paul Foot's Dissolve comes to Silsden Town Hall - Paul Foot 🎟️ Tickets available at silsden.live/event-details/… 📅 Saturday 31st May at Silsden Town Hall Following two sold-out Edinburgh Fringe runs and a twice extended UK and Ireland tour, multi-award-winning and

I can't believe it! It's Melbourne Intl Comedy Festival time! Tickets are now on sale for my show, Dissolve, at The Arts Centre, Melbourne from 27th Marsh - 20th Apricot! What a palaver. Ye can find tickets via this link 👉👉 comedyfestival.com.au/browse-shows/d… Melbourne International Comedy Festival

Brisbane shows now on sale! What a time to be alive. Tickets via link below. Sydney shows on sale soon. eventbrite.com.au/e/paul-foot-di…

Worra day! I am excited to announce the lineup for Paul Foot & Friends at MothClub Hackney is me, obviously, joined by Sam Campbell, Yuriko Kotani Yuriko Kotani & Huge Davies 🎹 Huge Davies 🎹 . And there will be one more surprise name not yet announced. dice.fm/event/v38l86-k…

I'm coming to Leicestershire to do my show, Dissolve this week. At MMC Venue in Mountsorrel on Wednesday. Ye can find tickets here. ticketsource.co.uk/mmc-venue/paul…

I can't believe it! My show, Dissolve, has been made into a Special! Thank ye to the wonderful people at 800 Pound Gorilla Media and Soho Theatre for making it so beautiful and also fun to do. Ye can order it now via this link: 800pgm.lnk.to/dissolve Here is a small teaser.

What?! Another clip from my show special! I cain't believe it. In this clip I defend the important purpose for sport. Which is not at all pointless or boring or violent and upsetting. Ye can watch it via this link: 800pgm.lnk.to/dissolve Produced by 800 Pound Gorilla Media & Soho Theatre

Tomorrow my show, Dissolve, is being released on Youtube and there is a special Premiere happening at 3pm BST and I will be there in the Live Chat discussing stuff with people etc. I will post link tomorrow. It's so secret I don't even know what it is yet. 800 Pound Gorilla Media Soho Theatre

Dissolve is streaming live on Youtube imminently at 3pm BST. And I'll be in the Live Chat discussing stuff and watching along etc etc. Ye can tune in via this link: 800pgm.lnk.to/dissolveEM/you…