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My nephew took my five year old great nephew to lunch yesterday. This is how it went:

The alternate landing site for today's #BlueOrigin flight was Rodeo Drive.

Who cares about the draconian cuts underway at NOAA? If you're a member of the weather community you should worry about cuts to NWS staffing, data integrity and research into severe weather. The public should wonder if they'll get timely warnings for their hometown. Here's why:

#LATimes Don't go to court. Head straight to a casino.

Eight artificial food dyes and colorings will be phased out by the FDA. Fruit Loops will now be known as Loops.

Not even golf can ruin this day.

#InspirationPoint #CoachellaValley King of the hill.

When and if the Marines come to LA, I'm treating them at Pink's. Then we'll head to the beach. That'll keep 'em busy.

Just saw an ad for Huggies with "blowout protection." I'm gonna look into those. #confidence

Whew! At first, I thought we took out Frodo Baggins.

A portion of the settlement between Paramount and what's his name will go to his presidential library. I'd like to donate two books.

#Jaws50th. Last night at the HOLLYWOOD BOWL! 🦈

In the second it took to snap this pic, 3,160 tons of water (750,000 gallons) went over the falls. Mr. Science will be back tomorrow.

Even though they're a dozen stories up, you can hear their steel cojones clanging as these window washers swing in the breeze.

So proud of #2daughter for achieving her dream of becoming a luchadora.

Just moments ago on live television 47 said, "We were a dead country just a year ago. Now we're the hottest country anywhere in the world." Honestly, what the fuck does any of that mean?

Do I need to see #HappyGilmore to connect with #HappyGilmore2 ?

I have a better grasp of quantum physics than the guy in the White House does labor stats.

Employment applications are surging.

I'll always fondly remember Sparky's final days.