Yer darn right I'm sitting in the hot tub with The Eagles cranking. #Vegas #livininthe70s

Thanks to Paul Maddison, I now yell 'get with the program!' to, at least, one inept motorist daily

That brief 10 minutes in the late 90's when it was ok to wear an AX shirt and have bleached hair. #tbt instagram.com/p/oUCl8TKB0U/

It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast

Hot Dogs! Cold Drinks! My sweet Italian sausage links...(clarinet solo)

Studying for the #cicerone exam w/ my study buddy Brian Killeen. 8 BJCP approved German styles sampled. So grueling.

BDay party for Jeff Taylor and me: We play RADIOHEAD. WED 11pm Rockwood Music Hall stage 2 +@zachjonesmusic Bess Rogers Dan D.A.Knightly

Apparently I butt tweeted twice over the last couple of days. Please excuse the randomness.

Thanks to New York Mets, Sac's Place pizza, and SingleCut Beersmiths for helping give this guy the greatest bachelor party he could ask for.

Congrats to @3rivsjacks Brian Killeen Half the TapRoom staff is now Cicerone® Certification Program certified! @LisaSWitkowski @SingleCutsLady -- Ray Daniels

Great day for baseball...if not on the field, on a really big screen. #MetsWatchParty

Driving is dangerous. Roaches are gross. A dog in a poncho cures all. Goodnight.

When did "whoa" become "woah"? Please, let's help put an end to this gross misspelling.

Whenever I hear an album title embedded in a verse lyric, I like to picture the singer winking at a nonexistent camera while recording

Favorite juror attire of the day: green tank top, grey sweats, gold chain. #criminalcourt #bored #40damndollarsaday

Confession: I've never seen the film Groundhog Day.

Check out a sneak preview of BrooklynSugarCompany's new single! They'll celebrate the release in stage 2 on Friday!

I just, for the very first time, heard where "1" is on the "Stairway..." interlude before the solo.

Speaking of interludes, the one in Ozzy's "No More Tears": they don't make 'em like that anymore.