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Been scouring my Sherlock Holmes for "The Adventure of the Haughty Cat that Went Missing..." No, wait. That was my fan fiction The Eternal Spirit of Sockington.

Reading a fascinating article in Scientific Americat about whether superstrings are better than ordinary strings: bit.ly/sjQgAm

Seems immigration's a hot issue again, so I'll probably have to stop building that wall between my side of the house and The Eternal Spirit of Sockington's.

It's been 6 months since writer Chris Orcutt lost Sweetie. Even *I* shed a tear over her, a real kitty's kitty: bit.ly/lDMPkn

We cats are naturally at odds with dogs, but today the Maloney family lost one of the world's finest canines, Chloe: bit.ly/sfotxB

Fatty's been hanging around this afternoon. After my nap, I went and guarded my kibble.

HappyNewYear to everyone. I'll be celebrating by eating The Eternal Spirit of Sockington's gourmet kibble while he's locked in the basement. #HappyNewYear

Can't believe Congress' approval rating is only *9* percent. Even Communism, at 12%, is higher. So is The Eternal Spirit of Sockington unfortunately.

There was talk of Fatty coming out to visit today, but apparently he isn't coming. I'm glad, because now I won't have to hide my treats.

Maybe I'm getting sentimental in my old age, but I prefer simply imagining pranks against The Eternal Spirit of Sockington to actually performing them.

I sense that The Eternal Spirit of Sockington is vulnerable; he's beginning to parody famous movies: bit.ly/1wsaBBj #film

Finally! The cat feeder with facial recognition that I've always wanted. Tired of The Eternal Spirit of Sockington eating my food. goo.gl/o0yI7B

I hate that Jason Scott and Food Lady have too much integrity to make millions off of The Eternal Spirit of Sockington's celebrity. I want my own house.

My lovely followers, although I can no longer see you, I can feel your adoration.

Can't see, still got it.

Adieu, my followers. You were occasionally entertaining. And much love to the humans who fell for me indubitably, definitively, long ago.