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High five 🖐️

asking for a follow back is so embarrassing, earn it the old fashioned way by humiliating yourself in their mentions until they notice you

*gulps* experience the what

Set timers for different things I’m cooking as they all need different amount of time. Very stressful. Just asked Alexa how long left on my first timer and she said “there are no timers set”.

Ok do you guys think this bear is CGI/fake? I am having a debate about it and I said I’d ask twitter what you all think. instagram.com/reel/DKOzEkxtI…

This could be us but you keep asking Grok who the most famous person that’s viewed your profile is

Slow 5km in the sun today☀️

at the doctor’s office booing all the names being called that aren’t mine

My dad married a 30 year old and now he texts like this

not a film but I love this scene so much

Helping my Dad with a spreadsheet for work and every time I say “right click” he says “haha C-L-I-C-K ok I’ve written it haha”.

“Ommmmmm lord give me the strength to put up with this fuckin family ommmmmmmm”

I think I just caught a criminal red handed.

this poem means so much to me and never gets old Mary Oliver