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when she's a solid 8/10 but she has ozempic-smell

we need a slur for people who use ozempic

born to waymo forced to lyft

moved too fast and actually broke something today

i am aura farming alone in my room you will never understand

please don’t ask me if i watched the “grok livestream” i have a girlfriend 👍

“why is your workflow so agentic” i’m sorry. “those are chinese peptides” i’m sorry. “you already optimized this agentic workflow” i’m sorry. i’m sorry.

while everyone was too busy pivoting to “deep tech” to notice, the king of deep tech (Elon) pivoted back to software (grok4)

i will outlive you Bryan Johnson

no girl in the history of girls has ever stayed awake for an entire movie

getting an mba is a life hack for people who can't build things or formulate ideas

i wish the media would leave (my friend) luke farritor (who is my very close friend) alone (we have been friends for a very long time btw) this shit makes me so angry (because he and i are really close friends)!!

ok story time a few weeks ago i found my 5 year old son crying because his liberal atheist 3rd grade teacher had slapped him in the face after he said the USA is the greatest country in the world thankfully Luke Farritor (my good friend and long time twitter mutual) cheered my

almost forgot this is the whole point

btw i never downloaded or used tiktok in my life *spends 11 hours on twitter*

the Rothschilds making me love optimizing agentic workflows

it’s monday

> start a startup to impress girl > start seeing PMF > more compliments from (male) users > girls don't care > keep trying to get more MRR > now i spend every day in a dark room coding with 4 men what even is the point of this?

you need to spend more time on your computer