For the over-engineers who need to hear this, Dropbox got to several hundred million users before needing to shard the User db... and then went to two shards.

The concept of the pope knowing what the Milwaukee Brewers are up to is hilarious to me

The timelines in this CISA directive to patch F5 vulnerabilities are not grounded in the risk posed. The required remediation timelines have been artificially extended to ensure there's a possibility for compliance given staff impacted by the shutdowns. cisa.gov/news-events/di…

“I can’t believe they’re charging for their hard work. Someone should make a free version.” You’re someone. Why don’t you do it? “That’s different.” It isn’t.

If you’re in infosec in the UK and would like a Pistachio hoodie here’s your chance. You should follow Zack, too. Good stuff.

Mayo. Ranch. Some sort of aioli.

“I need a version of your sample script that checks for a different value.” So change it. It’s a text file. “I am not a programmer.” Then you shouldn’t be here.

Yeah but the Brewers have decided to be done, so it’ll be Dodgers vs. Mariners.

Don’t laugh at this if you’re a code monkey calling himself an “engineer”

You don’t really realize how much filament you ordered until it shows up in nine huge boxes. What? I wanted two of every color.

Fork.

I think it's telling that I cannot get an AI to generate a picture of a highway map.

All of them. No timeframe was given.

For god’s sake can we just put the Brewers out of our misery? They’re not going to play, let’s be done.

“Why do you always have a pocketknife?” Why don’t you? “I’m a girl.” And…?