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I was The Racist at my school, to the point where everyone would run things past me when they wanted the Racist Perspective on something. Oddly enough, most of my friends were black.

200 weeks of ice soup

Joined the special Olympics team as a helper to get community service hours. First game of the season was a tie game with 5 seconds left. Instead of passing it to one of our players like I was supposed to, I drove past a special needs kid for the winning layup #MambaMentality

Time to do the Sam Hyde method of handling debt collectors. Ignore them for months until you claim you can settle to give them $50 but they gotta act fast before you spend it. "AWWW GEEZ DOOOD"

Yup

They're calling it the most well handled freudian slip in history

why bother uploading your ID when your mate can add you to a whatsapp group full of stolen images of local girls? i’ve seen a file from an irish revenge porn discord so large that they categorised the women by county!!!

Of course. Of course you can store PNGs on bird brains. What the hell sure why not

this comic is for weed smokers only

A woman rear ended my wife, and my wife was pushed into the car in front of her which was also driven by a woman. I get there and no one has exchanged insurance, everyone disassociated. Cops get here and it's 2 female cops

🪦🩸 cal x ulteez 🩸🪦 with a public site, the victim can at least see it and report the content to the site or the police. you can’t really do that with a private groupchat, and they tend to be local groups in the UK so even more chance of stalkers or your photos being seen by someone you know irl

I’ll go with which ever one can stand me saying “Brother” like an astartes in the shower because the acoustics make it sound like I’m a space marine wearing a helmet

Fuck it. Here's the raw unedited "MICHAEL DON'T LEAVE ME HERE" audio. Just for fun

Per THR, it's official, Warner Bros Discovery's merger will end, and is is splitting in half into Warner Bros (Streaming and Movie studio assets) and Discovery Global (Cable Networks) This means Cartoon Network, TNT, and TBS, will no longer be a part of Warner Bros, they are

No, every indie game will now be a cozy hecking pupper appreciation simulator with nostalgic acoustic music and every now and then you'll get a tip screen with the message "biological gender" written 50 times

nigga got violated not once but twice in less than 30 seconds LMFAOOOO