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Instagram, don’t quickly serve me the stories of the person I hate watch. Make me search for it like the dirty little rat I am.

Sharia Law sounds like the name of a lockdown cornerback at LSU

25th reunion is in a couple months.

A good reminder here that we can't copyright an idea, only the expression of that idea.

well shit I love this kid

Surely nothing will happen to the impossibly cute child the writer introduces in the first scene of this thriller oh gosh you guys something bad indeed has happened.

Listen: Woke liberals are not trying to destroy our country. MAGA assholes are not trying to destroy our country. Someone else IS trying to destroy our country, and succeeding. And you’re helping them. Here’s a message that hit social media a few minutes after the plane crash:

met my celeb crush today and had her sign my notes app

For whatever it’s worth to Zach or other students, I’ve sat on Rhodes Scholarship committees & reviewed many elite apps. This essay: (1) lapsed into hubris by the end of para #1, & (2) didn’t explain *why* Zach wants to learn from other humans, let alone at a particular uni.🧵

A robot voice that tells me I’m a valued customer certainly makes me feel like a valued customer.

So many of you never saw Man Vs. Beast on Fox in 2003. The answer, as always, is whether the gorilla is even aware that it's in a fight in the first place.

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I want the devoted relationship a married couple has with the one America’s Got Talent contestant they fell in love with in 2017.

As a class president of Stanford's Class of 2005, I presented the idea to the administration to invite Steve Jobs to give the commencement address. Here's a lovely deep dive into everything that went into that day, and the significance it still carries.

Some more archival information here:

And lastly, the Steve Jobs archive produced a lovely video interviewing me and my fellow co-president Paola Fontein about it all. youtube.com/watch?v=TTcPfp…

The “NO ELON” bumper stickers on Teslas rock. “I spent 60 grand on this car and 50 cents on this sticker. Which one do you think more accurately signals what I care about”

Same energy: your toddler has his first clean day out of diapers.

Amazing to me that Weeds is still just quietly on its 17th season. She’s dealing Weed, dealing with family, dealing with friends. Congrats all!

Not since Quibi has there been a downfall so incredible! What a ride.