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i bring a certain kind of running late to things that i planned that my friends just have to deal with

At the club using my Cellular Data

cancel culture has gone too far, they got colbert

Israel, USA, UK and EU are starving Gaza. Israel, USA, UK and EU are starving Gaza. Israel, USA, UK and EU are starving Gaza. Israel, USA, UK and EU are starving Gaza. Israel, USA, UK and EU are starving Gaza. Israel, USA, UK and EU are starving Gaza.

The forced starvation of the Palestinians can be solved in 24 hours. OPEN THE FUCKING GATES!!! OPEN THE FUCKING GATES!!! OPEN THE FUCKING GATES!!! OPEN THE FUCKING GATES!!! OPEN THE FUCKING GATES!!!

The late bird gets the much cooler "night worm"

I think it’s also important for people to know that even if they get aid, people are going to die of what’s called refeeding syndrome. Kids who have been severely neglected have to actually be monitored in a hospital. It puts the body in shock.

im gonna start a rumor that sabrina carpenter is nonbinary #sockcarpenter

It does not feel like many are grasping how serious this is. Longterm severe health and cognitive consequences, death of many thousands within weeks. It is insane anyone in power is doing anything but flying to the border of Gaza and demanding food trucks in.

who up thinking about the peanut people from the proud family movie

Insane that the world is seeing messages like this and shrugging

Dear God They're sending an SOS, ringing literal alarms about their impending death they're dying before our eyes, of forced starvation as TONS of aid sit a few miles away, walking distance away!

Journalist Anas Al-Sharif couldn't hold back his tears when he saw a woman collapse to the ground from extreme hunger, as well as from witnessing the ongoing injuries and massacres.

there should be somewhere i can smoke after tsa John F. Kennedy Airport

getting a shirt that says “i’m at work” to wear at the airport when i go on tour

THREE HUNDRED AND SIXTY FIVE YEARS

if your flight gets delayed you should get to walk around on the tarmac and chain smoke

Happy birthday Frantz Fanon

getting back into comedy by introducing my friends to each other via email and doing nothing else