Built not bought. Jimmy G

making the pilgrimage to Mi Casita like

Why is no one referring to Iranians as Iraniacs ? That seems like a lay up

Timeline cleanse.

best part of college gameday is when they go from the 8-year-old-boy-who-has-had-brain-cancer-38-times segment to pat mcafee and his toaster-sized belt buckle having a college kid with fetal alcohol syndrome kick a FG for money they would blow on galaxy gas and coke

two letters, unlimited wins.

BLACKOUT MCLANE

The new classic 📼 #SicEm | #CultureofJOY

What’s your panic level Cyclone Larry ?

MATT GAETZ (sipping a Twisted Tea): I was almost the Attorney General, you know. 16-YEAR-OLD HIGH SCHOOL JUNIOR (uncomfortably): Megan says her mom is here and she’s my ride.

Shout out to the kings and queens aiming to stay sober during the holidays. No easy feat. We got this.

You just don’t get quality graphics like this from ESPN.

Twitter is great and all, I just wish there were more men from wealthy families writing advice books in their early 30s.

Not all Alcoholics are Anonymous.

The cia is putting chemicals in the beer to make me want it every day