I'm incredibly offended at what this Labour MP has just said about me in Parliament. He states that I would sack every DEI officer in the NHS. Total nonsense. Let's be accurate - I would sack every single DEI officer across the entire public sector. It can't come soon enough!

Man United are closing their canteen and offering employees a piece of fruit instead of free lunches. Yet more money saving measures at the club…

Declarations in for two novice hurdles - a total of 23 runners, 12 trained by Willie Mullins and 5 trained in Britain. Also the 3 mile novice chase - 7 declarations, 4 trained by Willie, none trained in Britain. Really not a healthy state of affairs, particularly over here.

Have a few polls here, would appreciate any RTs for a greater sample size What route should they go down with Kopek Des Bordes next season?

I don't know why they post this inane nonsense. What does it mean? How? When?

🗣"To give your son a leg up in the National is one thing, for him to win it, is off the charts in my book" An emotional Willie Mullins reacts to Nick Rockett's victory in the Grand National! 🏆 #ITVRacing | #GrandNational | Willie Mullins | Matt Chapman

Anyone else got Falakeyah in their tracker from debut in November? Don’t get me wrong, the form isn’t strong at all… and massively up in class against top horses, whilst switching to turf, after over 4 months off… it’s a big guessing game. Debut was very impressive though and

Jonathan Pie Yeah. Working class lad from Ponders End. Such privilege. Got blown up by the IRA, won't share the pictures but you can find them easily. Spent 35 years as primary carer for his wife, crippled by that bomb. And this sneering shitty comment is all you can give. Wanker.

Other clubs announcing their new signings on X meanwhile Man Utd…. 🤣🤣

England vs Sweden Penalty Shootout highlights.

"During a company event at a Colplay concert I offered my head of HR a Murray Mint which she accepted. Whilst singing along to Yellow she accidentally swallowed the mint, and I was forced to perform the Heimlich maneuver just as the Jumbotron camera focused on us."

*roaring* 😂😂

🚨 | Manchester United are considering pairing Højlund and Jackson up front, so they can save big on goal bonus payments. (via @DavidOrnstein)

Thank you Germany 🇩🇪 and UK 🇬🇧 for heroically sacrificing your economy to save the planet 💪 _

Rant. London, My London 😪 The decline and decay of London is really happening — and honestly, it’s depressing to see. I’m a born and raised Londoner. I’ve lived all over the city, worked in even more places, and spent time in pretty much every corner of it. I know this place

Entire countries own football clubs, use sovereign wealth funds to manipulate the transfer market, have multi-club conglomerates traffic players & exploit loopholes to avoid sanction, while another club has had 115 charges pending for 2.5 years. Then there's this. Crystal

Had enough yet?

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