Mask on 🥶

my mind when someone tells me they're Kamba

"Nikuje kwako lini unipikie"conoka múno mwanake😂🙄

Incredible things happening in nyeri😭😭

No amount of sanitization or manipulative re-invention should make you forget Ruto’s sins.

It’s not that people are making silent moves or whatever….i genuinely believe adulting just stuns you into silence 😂

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"kwaheri Kenya " is the only phrase that beats "confirmed you've received"

Me and the lads getting ready to let 11 strangers, who earn £100k a week to kick a ball, dictate our mental health for the next 9 months.

dem crucify you?

Me as a father on my way to embarrass my kids in a school meeting.

Found a comforting verse in my study this morning: “There is no wisdom, no insight, no plan that can succeed against the Lord.” - Proverbs 21:30

On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker "Mastercard" because they take credit for other people's work.

So much depends on reputation; guard it with your life.

Found this beautiful Bible verse "Though I have fallen, I will rise. Though I sit in darkness, the Lord will be my light." Micah 7:8

Ready to do it all over again? It’s time for The Kick Off.

Begin your quest for power by conquering the enemies within yourself—your insecurities and weaknesses—exercising self-control.

Me in Primary school waiting for my mom to finish crashing out over the fact that nimepoteza textbook ndio nimwambie nimepoteza sweater pia

🚨We've never lost a match when Timber quoted a verse from Colossians

“Yes we lost at Grimsby but do you remember that performance against Arsenal?” 😭😭😭🤣