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@ohmanitslazy ...I think it's broken!

@TXozarai NEVER!!

@AJBulldis Here are some things you can say to that!

@ohmanitslazy The REAL nightmare was how poorly my subconscious understands zombies!

@TXozarai Always an option, my friend!

@AJBulldis Well! I guess I'm not a qualified plumber after all!

@ohmanitslazy I saw the greatest TV show last night. It ruled!

@TXozarai Yeah! See?

@AJBulldis Oh goodness, do I love alternate histories. What would the world be like if Nazis won World War II?

@TXozarai Beyond me, that is!

@AJBulldis Now, to convince my friends that I'm not coo-coo KRAZY!

@AJBulldis TODAY IS LABOUR DAY (LABOR DAY IN THE UNITED STATES) AND SHE STOOD ME UP AGAIN.

@TXozarai Good eye!

@AJBulldis I don't know! I can't look up mice on the internet because my internet is down!

@TXozarai Does it have to work?

@AJBulldis ...today!

@TXozarai And then the dude would be like, "IT'S TOO AWESOME MY MIND IS BREAKING"?

@AJBulldis SECRETS OF THE MEDICAL PROFESSION!

@TXozarai What's that? Medical school is actually very hard to get into and you're not going to let me in? I guess I've been... SCHOOLED?

@AJBulldis This guarantees me POPULARITY. Who would not like to hang out with someone who's the coolest? The answer is no-one!