Maxwell Rayment (@rayment_max) 's Twitter Profile
Maxwell Rayment

@rayment_max

As a baby my hand was on my winkle. Nurse said to mum, You've a rude one there. Now I'm fags, beer & betting & an Addick. No DMs unless I know you

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My favourite ever footballer. Had the pleasure of meeting him at Sutton United. Still think we should sign him. Get well soon Gazza. #Gazza

My favourite ever footballer. Had the pleasure of meeting him at Sutton United. Still think we should sign him. Get well soon Gazza. #Gazza
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#tuesdaytitters I've noticed that all the cashiers at my local bank are female. I'm thinking of robbing the place with a big spider.

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#wednesdaywit American:"The trouble with you English is that you are too stuffy. You think your stiff upper lip puts you above us. I have some Italian in me, a bit of Greek, & some Spanish blood too.  What do you say to that?"  I replied,"How very sporting of your mother"

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#wednesdaywit #lunchpun When I was a lad I learnt the basics of percussion in the Boys Brigade. It certainly helped me later in my work to drum up a lot of business.