For all the people that think it’s OK to defend this monster, here’s why she was in a federal maximum security prison. Here’s what you are defending. You are pathetic.

The Onion never fails.

.Attorney General Ken Paxton was impeached for handing out favors to donors, faced a federal investigation for bribery, had to do community service, and paid restitution. If he wants to talk about who he thinks is “above the law” — he should look in the mirror.

They’re willing to break the law to cling to power. We’re willing to break quorum to protect it. We don’t stand by. We stand up.

Because it was staged!

Shut your pie hole, criminal.

A message for all the Republicans who were totally cool with Texas redrawing their maps, but are now freaking the fuck out because the blue states are gonna do it too… Cry harder, bitches. Cry. Harder.

Directly from the mouth of the monster. This is who you defend Maga.

The Governor of Texas is threatening to remove democratically elected officials from office because they have refused to rig an election for Donald Trump. United States of America, 2025.

Republicans fled to protect a pedophile. Democrats fled to protect democracy. The parties are not the same.

Greg Abbott wants to arrest Democrats for defying his illegal redistricting scheme. I don’t think he has a leg to stand on.

I’ve got news for Texas Republicans: This is no longer the Wild West. New York will not let democracy get hijacked in a modern-day stagecoach heist.

BREAKING: In an unbelievable GOP State Rep. Brian Harrison says the quiet part out loud on gerrymandering: Texas voters aren't priority, it's "to make sure that Republicans hold on to a majority." It their policies were good, they wouldn't have to cheat.

Today is the 5th annual Running of the Pedos at Mar-a-Lago, in Palm Beach, Florida.

Governor Greg Abbott just blocked me. Obviously, he doesn’t like standup comedy.

Let’s do it! 💙

A 🧵thread. Fox News has decided to ignore the Epstein Files scandal. I went through my archives to find every clip I could on the sexual predator Jeffrey Epstein and his relationship with Trump since Feb. 2022 until July 2025. Receipts! 1/18

Who the fuck is Sydney Sweeney?!

Standing ovation for Nosferatu