my anatomy professor describing the position of the heart: “it’s laid back a little bit and rocked over to the left like we’re posted up in the club trying to hit on you”

if u play it’s gonna be me at 11:57:51 tonight Justin Timberlake will say “it’s gonna be May” and then it’ll be midnight on May 1 and I think that’s beautiful

Is there some kind of social media challenge where an entire state lays low for a month and doesn’t make national news? Because I’d really like to nominate Alabama.

RT this if you feel like Stanley today. #TheOffice

BREAKING: Ibraheem Yazeed arrested overnight in Florida in connection to the disappearance of missing college student Aniah Blanchard. He’s currently held with no bond for Auburn Police Department. Additional arrests are expected in this case. WSFA 12 News

All I want for Christmassss is food 🎵 #12DaysofFlavor

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I think we can all agree that chicken

Braden and I are mourning the loss of our last semester with dr. wilger. I’m fine it’s fine

what I would do to eat some Caf Classics™️ 😪

JUST IN: Former Defense Secretary James Mattis denounces Trump for dividing country cbsn.ws/308j4mm

TWO (2) - The number of ICU beds currently available in Alabama, according to the Alabama Hospital Association.

My cousin's wife had a stroke and couldn't get admitted to the hospital last night due to overcrowding. She was gone within hours. Covid is affecting health care across the board. You may not suffer from catching it, but you just may just need a hospital bed for something else

Exhale negativity. Inhale hashbrowns.

Elmo needs a nap. 😴

Can’t wait for July!!!

This is bait. The real best pen is the Pilot G-2