coming online and trying to figure out what’s going on

the rock dj music video premiered during my friend’s 10th birthday and we all stood around the tv to watch it – that was the first time I had butter chicken because there was a school of thought in nz at the time that ordering anything other than beef vindaloo was gay

I like the posts that are like anyone with a shred of ambition, talent, dignity or self respect has moved overseas and left this country far behind . . . keep them coming

it’s so hard :(

the last person in the friend group still looking at this app: well there’s a sort of gendered tooth gap discourse going on

someone on the hobbyist karaoke programming and archiving discord confessed that they’re autistic

it’s important to have an acclaimed writer whose work you find so profoundly void of quality that it keeps you humble about your understanding of humanity at large

my mum’s severance commentary is she’s glad we don’t have to deal with all that stuff, by which she meant the snow

They Played My Best Friend's Happy Hardcore Beats Over a Video of a Man Being Attacked by a Hawk on the News

visual depiction of the pronouns bodycount tattoo my ex had in my dream, which was revealed to me in a tweet about a summer 2027 reading series

heyo just got offered $125 to do an event I did four years ago for $300

sorry if anyone on my flight heard me explain the concepts of kyle gordon and george from australian survivor to my mum

it’s really hard when your best friend commits to using bluesky and sends you screenshots from it every day . . . if I wanted to see a lot of smug people arguing about trivial issues I would go to a meeting of a local community board

seeing a lot of posts like do not associate me or anyone I like with the FREAK disease of autism . . . my chronic neck pain, bent spine, various food intolerances, insomnia and failed academic career are unrelated in a way that's chill and normal

🆘 someone I used to work with posted she had a chiropractor in the room when she gave birth so the baby could get its neck cracked as soon as it came out 🆘

I dreamt I found out from a book designer’s instagram that my book was being reissued as part of a paperback series targeting teenagers called YA•GET•IT along with a memoir by jojo siwa

I wrote like 6000 words on the new season of THE REHEARSAL for The Point Magazine: thepointmag.com/examined-life/…

they are playing the long game to get me to stop looking at this website . . . I never see right wing content only the much more sinister opinions of a sort of all-male centrist urban planner milieu

I actually can't believe people are posting about how great it is economically to be driving an electric car during the new war in west asia

I am not the right person to ask if you should go ahead with your trip to the US, let me know when you’re ready to embrace the Chinese circle of friends