We need the views and idiosyncrasies of the @therealkeithmarsh on twitter.does anyone else concur????....and maybe @therealeddiepickard

You need a trip to magadan in russia Alan Rowley nice and fresh there this time o year. #dailyexpress

Oke the doke me ode frootington pie.saeyainabit!

Cold blow lane was a tad grim too freddo...back in the good old days.coach was always ransacked.pelted wit stones and coins Jordan

Practice, practice practice..the more I practice the luckier I get! This is not my quote but it would have been! @Dandini79 Oliver Blake

Watch out for them mosquitos today @Dandini79

Is sick to death of all these flying ants today rodders Ben Scott

This is something very special dhawan 150* in one and a half sessions #ind v aust

I think the only person left to call on for clarke........who you gonna call... ghostbusters.#ind v aus.dhawan 162*

Imo starc, patts and cummins if fit will still be very dangerous in eng conds..and in agree with Adam H clarke is lolstralias best spin

Lace just oppend a bottle of shatto der nerf da pappap.....its berreeeething by the fire. @Dandini79 the warming of it is Stephen Cox idea.

Though its darker than december... Glen Clarence

Happy spring equinox day.enjoy your equal amount of daylight as darkness..scorchio outside....bloody wesps.

Do not open supposed direct messages I have sent you boys and girls....just DELETE them.#hack

What are these bastarding bastard twitter hack-scams all about....gotta be the duwaps (chinks)tryin to pinch all my state secrets..ooo7

Watching windies v zim.the most impotent test cricket of all time....im off under radiator wit bagpuss...aarrrrrrrggggnhhhhhhhh.

Thank fcuk for that,2 proper cricket analysts for once..butch and bob key!!!alec 'mr cliché' stewart and gus fraser get yer sens early night

Are this england bowling attack really as good as these sky pundits keep making out? David 'Bumble' Lloyd BeefyBotham Mike atherton

issuing a plea to the chinese.please come and shut facebook down so you rid us of the flea ridden filth @Dandini79 keeps posting in his bed

What is the point of @Dandini79 s furry friends..round them all up and send them to fuel all our powerstations.#electricity anna lacey